Greg Oden is a 22-year old center for the Portland Trail Blazers.

He was the first overall pick in the 2007 NBA Draft, but missed his entire rookie campaign due to an injury and was sidelined again for this year with a knee injury in December.

So, what's a bored NBA seven-footer gonna do with his free time but take naked photos of himself on Twitter?

Oden might be a professional star, but he looks to be playing in the bush leagues below... if you know what we mean!

If you're feeling brave. click HERE, then click the video. (warning: Mature Content)

Oh, Venus Williams: a woman perfectly capable of making headlines based solely on her outstanding tennis record -- she's won eight grand slam singles titles, plus Olympic gold -- yet, unfortunately, she's decided to take after hercatsuit-wearing sister Serena and try to create news in a far less appealing way. 

For Williams' fourth round match of the Australian Open, the elder of the two champion siblings decided to thumb her nose at the tournament's new policy banning revealing clothing (enforced after a star Australian player wore a sort of see-through top last year) and don a dress of her own design that featured flesh-colored tennis panties which made it appear as if she was going au naturel, well, down under.